Breaking Up Speech Template

Maraming dahilan kung bakit kailangang makipagbreak-up ng isang tao sa kanyang jowa.

At some point in your relationship, maiisip mo na hindi ka na masaya o ‘di kaya hindi mo na kilala ang sarili mo dahil naubos na ng relationship mo yung katauhan at kaluluwa mong iyo naman talaga dapat. Dito ka na magsisimulang mapaisip kung tama o kung healthy pa nga bang mag-stay sa relationship mo.

May makikilala kang bagong bagito o dalaginding na makabibingwit ng iyong atensyon at di magtatagal, mararamdaman mong in love ka na yata pero infatuated ka lang naman talaga at magdedesisyon kang iwan ang syota mo para tahakin ang landas patungo sa puso ng bago mong target.

Iba-iba ang dahilan, at pagdating sa oras na kailangan mo nang makipaghiwalay sa syota mo, isa lang ang common denominator sa lahat ng break-ups: The Break-up Speech.

Dahil disente kang tao, ayaw mong masaktan ang iyong naging irog sa loob ng mahabang panahon kaya naman, as much as possible, gagawin mong napaka-subtle ng iyong break-up speech para hindi maging ganun kasakit para sa sinta mo ang tanggaping nais mo na siyang talikuran forever.

Kung hindi mo pa naiisip ang mahinahong mga salitang iyong bibitawan upang makawala sa kadena ng pag-ibig niya, eto ang isang template na maaari mong gamitin upang mapadali at maging swabe ang iyong pakikipaghiwalay sa beybeh mo.

Hey (Insert boypren’s/gerlpren’s name), we need to talk. It has really been the greatest (Insert relationship age) of my life and I couldn’t imagine what it could’ve been like if you hadn’t been part of it. There is no (Insert synonyms for the word good) way to say this and I really don’t want to hurt your (Insert a fundamental part of a person’s being) but I think it’s not working anymore. It’s not you, it’s me. I know this hurts, but I think that you deserve someone (Insert your best quality in the form: adjective + -er). We could really use some space and I think it would make us  (Insert quality you think your partner lacks or needs to possess/develop) if we’d take separate paths. I really just need to focus on my (Insert important thing that must be taken care of for your future or something you feel is more important than your partner) right now and I think it would be best for you if you did the same. This is not the end. I hope we can still be (Insert new desired relationship with him/her that preferably doesn’t involve commitment). I hope you’ll be okay. (Insert generic parting words usually used in text messaging).

For example:

 Hey Jessica, we need to talk. It has really been the greatest 2 days of my life and I couldn’t imagine what it could’ve been like if you hadn’t been part of it. There is no honorable way to say this and I really don’t want to hurt your soul but I think it’s not working anymore. It’s not you, it’s me. I know this hurts, but I think that you deserve someone pogi-er. We could really use some space and I think it would make us more intelligent if we’d take separate paths. I really just need to focus on my DOTA pawning skills right now and I think it would be best for you if you did the same. This is not the end. I hope we can still be seatmates in class. I hope you’ll be okay. Sese.

Kung inyong pagmamasdan, ganun kadali makipagbreak. In less than 3 minutes, makakamtan mo ang inaasam mong kalayaan mula sa mapanlupig at walang hiyang buhay may-syota.

Habang maaga pa at bago mag-Valentine’s, let us all break up with our loved ones be and happy, alone.