Condom Homework
September 27, 2008Kanina. Nasa Katipunan ako, at dahil may 7-11 dun, naisipan kong gawin na ‘yong homework ko for Soc Sci 3, Exploring Gender and Sexuality, or Sex Ed na lang.
Homework: Purchase any contraceptive, by yourself, and bring it next meeting.
So yun. Pagdating kong 7-11, may mag-ina na nagbabayad ng binili nila sa cashier. Dahil sa counter lang naman ‘yong condoms, edi, pumila ako sa likod nung nanay.
Nagbukas ‘yong katabing cashier, tinawag ako.
“Ser, dito na lang po.”
“Miss condom nga.”
Dahil sensitive ang peripheral vision ko, nakita kong nagtaas ang kilay ni mommy sa tabi ko, sabay kabig ng kanyang unico hijo palayo mula sa akin, na nasa tabi ko at naglalaro ng robot ata yun.
Bakit? Mukha ba akong sexual predator? Mukha ba akong Michael Jackson? Ba’t ang judgemental naman ata nung nanay na ‘yon? Paki ba niya kung yun talaga homework ko?
Tang ina. Kantutin ko siya e. 
) Joke.
OH HO!
September 15, 2008Got this from a friend’s Multiply blog post. hehehe.
The Ten Regrets
1) Mahal mo, lumayo ka, MAHAL ka din pala.
2) MAHAL ka, MANHID ka naman
3) Okay na, SINAKTAN mo pa.
4) Naghiwalay kayo, biglang GUMWAPO/GUMANDA.
5) Mahal mo na, AYAW na nya.
6) Mahal ka naman, TAKOT ka lang
7) Ready ka na, IBA na mahal nya.
8) Masyadong pakipot, UMAYAW na tuloy
9) Masyadong TORPE, nakuha na ng IBA.
10) Binasa mo to, tapos GINAWA mo pa.
OH HO to the max e. hahaha. hayyyy. regrets regrets. =))
Blog to sleep
September 10, 2008I couldn’t sleep. I have this essay for World Lit that’s due on friday. I was thinking of doing it tonight pero, i guess i just am not in the mood to begin working on it. Plus the fact that my throat is killing me, I should get some sleep hoping that it will be better in the morning.
I feel weak.
Putok
September 7, 2008Ang baho ko na. Ang baho ng kili-kili ko. Huling paligo ko, kahapon pa. Ang lagkit na ng buhok ko. Nagtotoothbrush naman ako so don’t worry. Safe pang kausapin ako.
Bakit ba ang unhygienic ko? Siguro dahil tunaw na yung Dove sa banyo ko. Tipong piso na lang yung size niya. Siguro dahil yung biniling deodorant sa kin ng nanay ko ay Rexona Mini. Isa lang. Siguro dahil nalulula ako sa Head and Shoulders bottle ko. Galing States kasi yun, kaya isang litro ata laman nun. Sana maubos na.
Pero sa totoo lang. Kahit nangangamoy ako. Isang bagay ang sigurado. Pogi pa rin ako.
Pansin ko, ang patapon ko na lately. Like, nung isang buwan lang, nagsimula ulit akong magyosi. Tapos ngayon, tinatamad akong mag-aral. At hindi pa ako naliligo. I smell something fishy, and i think it’s me.
Kailangan ko nang magbagong-buhay. Kailangan kong maging motivated. Kailangan kong maging inspired. Dahil habang may buhay, may bukas, at habang may bukas, may allowance, at habang may allowance, may maiipon, at habang may naiipon, may magagastos.
Kaya please, inom naman tayo. Gusto ko magshisha. At uminom. 
Mahal Ko Pa Siya
I bought Fuchsiang Pag-ibig of Silent Sanctuary kanina when I was at Trinoma.
I’m currently listening to it and, so far, I like how they sound. I’ve read a review of the album before, I think from FHM, and I must agree that, indeed, a box of Kleenex is a must when listening to their songs. Hindi naman masama ‘yon. hahaha.
So yun, I was checking out the sleeve and yon, there was this picture of a letter that says, “Sorry… Mahal ko pa siya.” Basically, there was this guy who comforted this girl. They were doing fine and then, this girl and her guy gets back together and yun, mahal pa niya nga kaya iniwan niya yung lalakeng nagcomfort sa kanya.
I don’t know, pero parang ang mali ng sentence na yon. mahal ko PA siya. Pa. When you say PA, for me, parang ang limiting nun in a sense na eventually mawawala rin yung whatever and in this case yung pagmamahal. Ewan ko. Ideally, I just think that love should be something that’s lasting and I just found the use of “PA” as something that says, eventually, the feeling would falter and die out. hmm.
So yun. Sorry. Ang random. It must be the nicotine left in my system. I’m quitting. Hahaha.
